Dad’s Log. Day 105

Must consider refraining from drinking while guests are over for dinner.

Guest: “Did you know that some women's sexual libido is highest when they reach their 50’s?”

Husband: “What!? That totally sucks! Who wants to have sex with a 50 year old!?”

Wife: “Apparently, not you.”

Dad’s Log. Day 104

Determining type of evening drink that is best suited to unwind once Young-one are asleep, based on likely response related to social stereotypes. 

Wine: “Ooo! Do you read the American classics while you drink your wine?”

Beer: “Oh, do you watch Nascar while you drink your nightly beer?”

Martini: “Do you read the American classics while you’re being an alcoholic?”

Rum and Coke: “You are an alcoholic, seek help.”

Dad’s Log. Day 103

Seem to be taking the brunt of the additional stress.  May have to reevaluate the level of effort now put into household duties.

Wife: “I am overwhelmed by the clutter in this house.”

Husband: “Do you want to talk about how we can fix this.”

Wife: “No, I don’t want to talk about fixing it. I want

talk about what you do wrong.”