Dad’s Log. Day 87

Not able to tend to dish cleaning duties as effectively as during Mat Leave.  Sensing frustration.  

Wife: "You know it only takes one extra minute of time to reduce frustration. Like when the forks are spread all over the place, it would only take one extra minute to put them away properly."
Husband: "Are you trying to tell me that you are going to start putting the dishes away?"
Wife: "No. I am telling you that you suck!"

Dad’s Log. Day 64

Returned to work to provide for family.  The Wife returned to work to support J Crew and Old Navy shareholders.  Still raising and shaping the future of the Young-ones, less 9 hours in the day to do so.  This will present some new challenges.

Dad’s Log. Mat Leave Date: Day 63, 1255 hrs

Returned from Christmas vortex. Gained new insight into the word “busy”, an understanding of the challenges of weekend alcoholics, and 3.4 pounds.

Young-one’s tangible assets increased ten fold.